This blog is about that magical place we call the District of Columbaloney. Founded in 1790, it is also known as “Hollywood for Ugly People,” “Inside the Beltway,” “the Murder Capitol of the U.S.,” and most affectionately, “the DMV.”  We love it, we hate it, we move to it, we flee it shortly thereafter, and we know it’s full of everyone’s favorite processed sandwich meat. We know how to slice it and dice it up right, just for you! Welcome to the District of Columbaloney.