Did you know that the Supreme Court Historical Society has a lovely little gift shop where you can buy Supreme Court tchotchkes? These items in particular might be just the thing to get us through the anxiety of waiting til Thursday for the 9 justices to decide the fate of our access to health care, the upcoming election, and free market capitalism itself.

Trying to read the tea leaves? Enjoy looking at them in this cute little mug for $12.95.

The weather’s so lovely out, maybe we should just play some hooky and head out to the golf course to distract ourselves. These Supreme Court golf balls are only $13.95 for a set of 3!

If you’re like me, there is nothing more enjoyable than getting lost in a good puzzle. This one is $15.95, although it doesn’t look that challenging. How many pieces is this, 100?

If the puzzle is just too easy, we can always play Lawsuit! Doesn’t this look like a blast? Only $34.96. This just screams Supreme Court slumber party, amiright ladies?

I know at our awesome Supreme Court slumber party I will be snuggled up under this classy Supreme Court blanket. I will also take it to work to shiver under in my freezing cold office this summer. $66.95!

Who wants a Supreme Court cocktail? Enjoy it in your Supreme Court old fashioned glass for $6.95. No better way to wait out this agony than by getting shitfaced.